| The Royal Court | |
| Court Wizard | Darth Nicolai |
| Count of Letters | Brian Grimwood |
| Royal Babysitter | Elias Herring |
| Constable of Iron Pyrite | Elias Herring |
| The Imperial Shire Reeve | Rachkovsky |
| King's High Bailiff of all the bailiwicks | Rachkovsky |
| Constable of calcium lignosulphonate | Rachkovsky |
| 156.5 In line of Peerage | Rachkovsky |
| Herald | Wee Willie |
| Court Jester | Anthony Newton |
| Secretary of Blob Affairs | Sir Retardo |
| King's Evil Power-Craving Half-Brother | Marjan Peternel |
| Official Royal Peon | Duke of Dykesville |
| Duke of Squishy Feelings | Josh Hickman |
| Duchess of Done | Nini |
| Lord Protector of Aerica's Hitherto Unheard of Tyrolean Puppet State | Garlan |
