| The Royal Court | |
| Prince Of Some Sort | Jake Dean |
| Princess of the Inquisition and Video games | Monica Warwick |
| Holy Princess of Irrational and Imaginary Numbers | Brandon Luci |
| Court Wizard | Darth Nicolai |
| The Imperial Shire Reeve | I.B. Gready |
| King's High Bailiff of all the bailiwicks | I.B. Gready |
| Constable of the imperial constabularies | I.B. Gready |
| 156.5 In line of Peerage | I.B. Gready |
| Lord Protector of Aerica's Hitherto Unheard of Tyrolean Puppet State | Feragorn Atreides |
| Court Musician | Brandon Luci |
| Court Jester | Hugo Crick-Furman |
| Procrastinator Royale | Hugo Crick-Furman |
| Official Royal Peon | Xavier O'Shaughnessy |
| Puppet Master | Monica Warwick |
| Lordes, Royale | Penguin 808 |
| Prince Simon the Destroyer | Simon Teece, aka The Doctor |
| King's Evil Power-Craving Half-Brother | William Signs |
