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The Northern Plutopian Institute of Statistics thanks you!<P> Explanation: With every question except the first one, you first see the given answer and then the number of times that this answer was given. If there is no number behind the answer that means that it was only given by one person.<P> 1) Age<BR> Minimum 12 <BR> Maximum 51 <BR> Average 26,083 <P> 2) Gender<BR> Male: 26<BR> Female: 10<P> 3) Macro-Nation<BR> USA: 12<BR> Canada: 6<BR> Australia: 5<BR> UK: 2<BR> Israel<BR> Austria<BR> New Zealand<BR> Belgium<BR> Mexico<BR> Part of the Empire/Silly Answer : 6<p> 4) Mother Language<BR> English: 31<BR> Hebrew<BR> German<BR> Chinese (Mandarin)<BR> Dutch<BR> Spanish<P> 5) Number of Languages Spoken<BR> 1 Language: 15<BR> 2 Languages: 10<BR> 3 Languages: 5<BR> 3.001 Languages<BR> 4 Languages: 3<BR> 5 Languages<BR> 6 Languages<p> 6) Foreign Languages Spoken<BR> French: 10<BR> Spanish: 8<BR> English: 4<BR> Italian: 2<BR> German: 3<BR> Hebrew: 1.001<BR> Yiddish<BR> Portugese<BR> Chinese<BR> Esperanto<BR> Luxembourgish<BR> Swedish<BR> Danish<BR> Norwegian<BR> Maori<P> 7) Account Checks<BR> Constantly: 6<BR> Same as a, but only during office/set hours: 3<BR> Three or more times a day: 6<BR> Daily: 10<BR> Three or more times a week: 6<BR> Once a week: 3 <BR> Once in a while: 2 <P> 8) Length of Citizenship<BR> Less than 1 year: 12<BR> 1 to 5 years: 12<BR> 5 to 10 years: 7<BR> Since its beginnings: 3<BR> 527 days, as of September 1st 2008, although the record might be a few days less due to processing. Yeah something significant happened on that day<P> 9) Handedness<BR> Left-handed: 6<BR> Right-handed: 26<BR> Ambidextrous: 4<P> 10) How did you find out about the Empire?<BR> Wikipedia: 8<BR> A friend: 5<BR> Surfing for micronations: 4<BR> Newspaper: 3<BR> Random surfing: 3<BR> Cracked.com Article: 2<BR> Sudden flash of inspiration<BR> Procrastinator's Aid Website<BR> Encarta<BR> The Empire Website<BR> Book had micronations in it, internet, found most of the bigger micronations<BR> I cant remember but I think it was about the same time as Yahoo bought out my Rocketmail email account<p> 11) Current Status<BR> Student: 18<BR> Working: 14<BR> Looking for work: 2<BR> Domestic duties/Housekeeper: 2<P> 12) Operating System used<BR> XP: 26<BR> Vista: 3<BR> Mac OS X Leopard: 2<BR> Linux: 2<BR> Windows 98<BR> XP. I'd like to use Mac but I don't have a goatee<BR> Mac OS X 10.5.5, Ubuntu 8.04 and Windows XP (yes, I use all three)<P> 13) Method of Transport<BR> Public: 12<BR> Car: 15<BR> Bicycle: 1<BR> Walking: 7<P> 14) Have you met a citizen in real life?<BR> No: 29<BR> Yes: 7<P> 15) What do you like about the Empire?<BR> Silliness: 3<BR> The friendly community atmosphere on the group pages and the humour involved in certain positions within the empire. I also enjoy some of the debates on the group pages about the role of the senate<BR> The silliness - its like living in a Monty Python scriptwriters meeting<BR> It allows me to slowly work towards world domination while also making friends all over the world.<BR> Everything<BR> The people and the opportunities to do and see things most people will never do or see.<BR> It makes me laugh regularly. And that's something I respect and appreciate enormously.<BR> It's funny, fun, and fantastic!<BR> I like the conversations and the interaction<BR> It doesn't require me to pay taxes<BR> I like having email to check. I like the silliness. I like the sense of community.<BR> The community spirit and the fact that Aerica really could care less whether they get international recognition.<BR> It's a great place for people to talk about things: silly or otherwise.<BR> It's fun<BR> I like that we are a diverse group of individuals who love to have a good time.<BR> It is the epitome of one man's imagination<BR> It's Different<BR> The people, the discussions, and the looks on people's faces when I try to explain it to them<BR> It is a break from the norm and a chance to at least be heard. Even if it is something silly.<BR> Its silliness and freedom, and that Eric is the Emperor<BR> The freedom to choose my country<BR> The free and easy exchange of ideas<BR> The Empire's openness and welcoming nature, its Sillinistic approach to life<BR> I enjoy the camaraderie, and the politics<BR> Silliness and Absurdity<BR> I found your lack of knowledge about that disturbing<BR> It's a community, and the e-mails amuse me.<BR> It gives me opportunities to be silly and also contribute opinions without any real consequence<BR> Almost everything! Maybe the most important thing could be the warmth of its people<p> 16) What could be improved about the Empire?<BR> The leadership needs to work on being a bit less lazy and a bit more proactive.<BR> The constitution is kinda fuzzy.<BR> The Empire is fine. The rest of the world could benefit from some changes.<BR> Non-one-liner replies<BR> Hmm... how about a secret handshake?<BR> Some sort of annual or bi-annual international festival!<BR> I don't know if I've been around long enough to determine anything<BR> More activities, more participation<BR> Citizen oversight of the Senate, Constitution should be expanded to about 10 times its length, and the Pasture needs to better define it's borders<BR> More talk!<BR> Better sites for individual colonies<BR> Give citizens diplomatic immunity!<BR> The only thing that comes to mind is the look of our flag ( only because my wife says it's too much like walmart's smiley, and I am very anti-walmart)<BR> Remove the Politics and let it get back to its roots of Silliness<BR> I think it was a mistake to withdraw so much from international politics and we should get back into it, but we won't<BR> I think the empire needs an official organizer. We seam to be a little slap dash here of late. Might just be growing pains<BR> More publicity and less judgment from others?<BR> More penguins<BR> The contact / email system& so much mail!<BR> A forum or message board on which we could communicate, rather than the mailing list<BR> Its silliness and absurdity<BR> The website could use some work ii<BR> I could probably bother reading all the emails.<BR> Promoting the culture of legislation and promote the Empire between more people.<P> 17) Are you willing to participate in the Empire s government?<BR> Yes: 18<BR> No: 7<BR> Yes, but no time: 1<BR> Already do: 10<P> 18) Favorite movie genres<BR> Sci-Fi: 15<BR> Comedy: 14<BR> Horror: 10<BR> Fantasy: 9<BR> Action: 4<BR> Romance: 2<BR> War<BR> Army Stories<BR> Mystery <BR> English Drama<BR> Documentaries<BR> Submarine movies<BR> Baseball movies<p> 19) Favorite book genres<BR> Fantasy: 20<BR> Sci-Fi: 11<BR> Comedy: 7<BR> History: 6<BR> Horror: 4<BR> Crime: 2<BR> Romance: 2<BR> Scientific: 2<BR> Young Adult: 2<BR> Poetry: 2<BR> Philosophy<BR> Mystery<BR> Alternate History<BR> Army Stories<BR> Classics<BR> Biographies<BR> Nonfiction<BR> Good ones<P> 20) Your Spirituality in three words or less<BR> Agnostic: 3<BR> Atheist: 2<BR> Roman Catholic: 2<BR> Christian: 2<BR> Agnostic Celtic<BR> Sillinist and Discordian<BR> Non-Protestant Anglican<BR> Agnostic, occasionally Silinist<BR> Jewish<BR> Deist<BR> Peaceful atheist<BR> Converted marginal Silinist<BR> Buddhist Agnostic<BR> Pagan/christian hybrid<BR> Shinto Pastafarian<BR> Druidic<BR> Jedi Knight<BR> Norse Christian<BR> Silinist neo-Hobbesian<BR> Pantheist, Non-Christian, Unitarian<BR> Sillinist; aspirant Jewish<BR> Humanitarian<BR> Shinto animism<BR> Protestant Christian<BR> Right-leaning Christian<BR> Atheist, Christian, Buddhist<BR> Agnostic, that's openminded<BR> Pastafarian<P> 21) Do your doors have Knobs or Handles?<BR> Knobs: 18<BR> Handles: 7<BR> Both: 10<P> 22) Are you a sock-sock-shoe-shoe or a sock-shoe-sock-shoe person?<BR> Sock-sock-shoe-shoe: 18<BR> Sock-shoe-sock-shoe: 3<BR> I'm a where the hell as my sock gone, oh there it is under the cat type of person.<BR> Sock, shoe, shoe, bugger forgot the sock, shoe off, sock, bugger, just put the sock over the shoe, sock off, sock shoe - bugger, broke my shoe lace,shoe off, shoe off, <BR>search for different shoes, shoe shoe.<BR> Sandals<BR> I consider myself a sockdology kind of guy.<BR> Either, unless the right coffee dosage hasn't been ingested and then it's sometimes shoe shoe sock sock<BR> Neither<BR> Sock-SOck-Shoe-Show<BR> Sxxx-sxxx-sxxx-sxxx person<BR> Sock-sock<BR> It depends& I'm usually sock-sock-shoe-shoe, but the situation may arise that it needs to be the other way& changing rooms in a swimming pool for example& then it all <BR>gets confusing with the balancing and the dressing and the holding shut of doors.<BR> Sock sock shoe. Yes. Sock sock shoe.<BR> I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, although assuming it means 'order of putting on', socks first, since I tend to wear them all day.<BR> I'm more of a sock-shoe-shoe-sock person. It's complicated.<P> 23: What do you usually have for breakfast?<BR> Cereal: 5<BR> Coffee: 4<BR> What breakfast?: 2<BR> Tea, toast and telly tubbies.<BR> Fighter pilots breakfast - cup of coffee, a cigarette, and a look around<BR> A glass of juice, a piece of toast, and a glass of milk, almost invariably.<BR> Yogurt before my first class starts, and eggs/potatoes/muffin/fruit after<BR> Oatmeal of various flavours<BR> Tea<BR> Today, a banana! Tomorrow, the world!<BR> V-8, banana, and chips<BR> Oatmeal, yogurt, occasional breakfast burrito<BR> Anything not requiring cooking<BR> the little bit of toothpaste that I swallow when brushing my teeth<BR> Breakfast food<BR> Wheaties<BR> Eggs, bacon, toast and juice<BR> Bread heated up with electric<BR> Slice of Cheese and a mouth full of coke<BR> either soup or soft or boiled eggs on toast<BR> Have not had breakfast since I was 12. I guess it would be some kinda meat.<BR> Toast and tea, white, one sugar.<BR> Rarely anything, if so, a go-gurt<BR> Hopefully bagels, with a massive amount of cream cheese, any variety but berry with a raisin bagel.<BR> Eggs, sausages, cereal, French bread or a typical meal eaten here in Mexico called "quesadilla" that is a "tortilla" with cheese, similar to a "taco".<P> 24) Toilet paper<BR> Fold: 14<BR> Scrunch: 11<BR> What do you think?<BR> Scrold<BR> Neither<BR> Origami<BR> Both and neither - use old newspaper<BR> Roll around all four fingers<BR> Neither, I usually pull off a very long series of pieces and wipe, wipe, wipe. Yep.<P> 25) What is your favourite living thing?<BR> Me: 4<BR> My family: 3<BR> My husband: 2<BR> Wolves: 2<BR> Stephen Fry<BR> My Daughters<BR> Kittens<BR> Trees<BR> Earth<BR> Sleeping babies<BR> My cat Bella<BR> The coffee plant<BR> Rusakov Particles<BR> Oscar (my dog)<BR> Nature<BR> Blue cheese<BR> Grand Children<BR> Define living and define thing<BR> My sister Sarah, she's well awesome.<BR> Reign and Kota<BR> Peeeps in the microwave<BR> My fiancée<P> 26) What is the most unusual thing you have eaten?<BR> Kangaroo testicles during time spent in Australia for a reality TV program<BR> Emu<BR> Barbecued locust.<BR> Any of my dinners gone wrong.<BR> Conch fritter<BR> My pride<BR> Vegetarian kosher - how unusual can that be?<BR> Dog<BR> Snail.<BR> Raw egg<BR> Fried testicles<BR> Shampoo<BR> Bananas. No, I'm serious<BR> venison (deer) heart<BR> Reindeer ragout<BR> Raw salmon<BR> Calamari<BR> 1000 year old duck eggs<BR> Knights in white satin<BR> Ground Hog is the most unusual to me, but.. many folks think Crawdads are pretty strange<BR> Too many, tea with gummy bears and smarties in it maybe<BR> Shark<BR> Mercury<BR> Either squid or dandelion leaves<BR> Spam<BR> We're not going there& <BR> Bugs (you know, the living kind of bugs)<BR> dog food<BR> I've never eaten anything - wait, grass. Or paper. Or threads from clothing. One of those.<BR> A worm.<BR> Ostrich<P> 27) Why?<BR> Why not?: 7<BR> Because: 4<BR> Because I said so: 3<BR> Because some men named Ant and Dec told me to<BR> Because I could<BR> Because if I don't, who will?<BR> Just 'cause<BR> Bananas<BR> For the challenge of it!<BR> Because I can!<BR> Because your mom said so<BR> I was told it was lamb<BR> They're weird. They're a fruit, but they are unlike any other fruit in the world.<BR> At the time, I thought it was a good idea.<BR> Birthday<BR> It looked good<BR> Color and consistency<BR> Now you're sounding like my wife...<BR> Because I couldn't help myself.<BR> Don't try and fight the machine, silly. That's dangerous talk.<P> 28) Define the Universe in five words<BR> More than five miles wide. <BR> Big. Really Big. No, I mean really amazingly huge.<BR> A Bastard, but try anyway<BR> Infinite, Starry, Swirled, Dimensional, Random<BR> A big place with things<BR> A Work In Progress<BR> Five word answer for a six word question?<BR> I never heard of that universe. Is it different from the one in six words?<BR> Thick, Vast, Chaotic, Brilliant, Porous<BR> Too big to comprehend now<BR> 6x9<BR> Big, scary, dark, endless, immense<BR> Geodesic manifold containing dimensional micro-objects<BR> It all started with a...<BR> Aliens have to live somewhere<BR> No beginning within a volcano<BR> The answer is 42...<BR> Too good to be true<BR> A fine place to live<BR> I don't know anymore<BR> Entire Existence in One Place<BR> 'And it hurt no one'<BR> Just read Douglas Adams<BR> It exists and it's big<BR> Family, Cubs, Hoosier basketball, notnecessarilyinthatorder.<BR> Big, cold, dark, stars, planets, junk<BR> A cossial mass of shit.<BR> Big, cold, pointless, empty, annoying.<BR> I should definitely own it.<BR> An excuse to have fun.<BR> Big huge large XXXXXXXXXXXXL XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL<P> 29) What dinosaur would you be?<BR> Velociraptor: 3<BR> A living one: 2<BR> Triceratops: 2<BR> A big one, which ate fish and looked a little bit like Mick Jagger. <BR> Mick Jagger<BR> A megagrumpyarse<BR> Camptosaurus.<BR> Dinobot<BR> Triceratops<BR> Oh, I'm all about having plates of bone stick out of my back and four upright spikes on my tail<BR> A diloposaurus! <BR> Brontosaurus <BR> None, they never existed<BR> ankylosaurus<BR> Probably one of the first to die out<BR> Archaeopteryx<BR> T-Rex<BR> Doyutinkesaurus<BR> Ichthyosaurs, averaged 2 to 4 meters , with a porpoise-like head and a long, toothed snout. Built for speed, like modern tuna<BR> I don't wanna be a dinosaur<BR> stegosaurus<BR> One that saw the Cubs win a World Series...<BR> Those big ones, with the very very long necks (kinda like obese giraffes)<BR> I dunno, I'm still trying to figure it out. :(<BR> Pterodactyl<BR> A thesaurus& wait, that's not a dinosaur? But it was in that Arthur episode...<BR> A flying one<P> 30) Who is someone you would love to hit with a halibut?<BR> George W. Bush: 2<BR> His Royal Majesty King Michael I: 2<BR> I would cook the halibut in a nice wine sauce and send it to the Princess Anne<BR> My ex-wife<BR> If they survive, the Dm of my D&D game. If they don't survive, the list is too long to write here.<BR> My Mother-in-law.<BR> John McCain<BR> Take a number and queue<BR> My ex-roommate, but not for the reasons you think<BR> Britney Spears<BR> A few of my coworker.<BR> Everyone!<BR> Any member of the Bilderberg Group<BR> A random person<BR> Some right-wing politicians in my country<BR> My dad<BR> My Boss<BR> George Bush or anyone who tries to force there religion or religious views on others<BR> I love everyone, come on<BR> Bono<BR> Sarah Palin<BR> Tom Jones<BR> George bush sr. for letting his son be such an idiot<BR> The LOKO chairman<BR> Hmmm... if their life depended on it...<BR> No-one you'd know.<BR> Fred Phelps, repeatedly, with a baseball bat painted like a halibut.<BR> What is a halibut?!<BR> Too numerous to mention. Mostly includes government officials, door knocking religious people and yappy little fashion accessory dogs (those things that are about rat size and never shut up)<P> 31) Jeans - left leg first, or right leg?<BR> Left: 8<BR> Right: 8<BR> Both: 4<BR> don't wear jeans: 2<BR> I suspend the jeans with some rope then lower both legs into the jeans at exactly the same time. <BR> Depends which side of bed I get out of - and whose bed it is. And whose jeans they are . . . . <BR> Skirt<BR> First the front, then the back<BR> Right, then dog attacks the left, then fight the dog off the left, then left leg.<BR> Sober-right, Drunk-both<BR> 50-50<P> 32) Coats - left arm first, right arm first, or both together?<BR> Left: 14<BR> Right: 10<BR> Both: 4<BR> I don't wear coats they offend me. <BR> Depends how hard it is raining. And whose coat it is. . . . .<BR> Both sides of my coat of arms are equally important<P> 33) Eating soup - describe the dipping motion of your spoon into the soup bowl.<BR> The spoon dives into the soup at high speed. The metal spoon will heat up on entry causing the soup to evaporate, leaving a very burnt spoon. <BR> Down, through, scoop, up slurrrrrpppppppppppppp<BR> Parabolic.<BR> Towards the back?<BR> Smooth.<BR> Slurp . . . ahhhh . . . <BR> I create a perfect parabolic motion.<BR> I lower the spoon slowly, watching the yellow broth (or red, or brown, depending on the type of soup. But most frequently yellow) fill the spoon from the far edge. Never from the tip; always the edge. I let the spoon float for a moment, while a trickle of liquid makes it heavier and heavier until it plunges to the bottom, then, as though lifting a sunken shipwreck, I bring it to the surface and the open air.<BR> Mainly a scooping motion, scooping towards myself in a downward motion<BR> Who uses a spoon?<BR> Schlerp! Blop. <BR> Plunge in causing severe splashing<BR> The spoon makes a circle away from me into the bowl, rests on the edge of the bowl to catch drips then circles back to my mouth, then down to the bowl again...<BR> Dip spoon into soup, turn it so the open part faces down, lift the now-coated-in-soup spoon up and into the mouth. Repeat for at least 2 hours<BR> Don't eat soup<BR> why do you want to know? (;<BR> At an angle, deep down to get the good stuff<BR> Like a tornado<BR> To the bottom of the bowl<BR> Side scrape, Dive, Bottom , Scoop, up(scraping side) mouth<BR> I wrote a big complicated math formula last time that was like Y= sin(x^2 - 34x), but this time I'm too lazy so lets just say it goes air-soup-air<BR> In/Out/Mouth<BR> Left hand dips spoons from the left edge<BR> I lower the spoon so it's level with the soup and slowly push it in, till all the soup rushes over the sides of the spoon all at once.<BR> Stab, and lift<BR> It's not so much a dip, but a submersion<BR> Tip first, submersing of the spoon, leveling, and then a vertical movement up<BR> I put the spoon into the bowl. I'd assume it's a straight line.<BR> Hmm& front tip first, followed by an unnecessarily elaborate scooping motion.<BR> You can be sure that that soup will come into my mouth .<P> 34) Eating pizza - with utensils, or without? What part first?<BR> Without utensils, tip first: 12<BR> Without: 3<BR> With utensils, tip first: 2<BR> I hire a Chinese warrior to come and cut the pizza with a sword, which he calls Peter for some reason. <BR> With, usually eating the toppings and then the bread<BR> Chopsticks. Just for the challenge of it.<BR> Depends on the temperature of the pizza - if its scalding then utensils are needed. Once cooled, then I eat it traditionally, middle-to-crust<BR> Hands only. Seriously who eats pizza with utensils& actually there was that documentary with the Chinese family eating pizza with chopsticks& ..<BR> The tip is the beginning, the crust is the end. <BR> Without utensils, from the tip to the crust, then the crust left-to-right<BR> Without, crust first<BR> With utensils, outside in<BR> Without and side first from tip to edge ( kinda like corn)<BR> Cut it into slices with scissors then eat from the middle to the crust. Repeat as necessary.<BR> With utensils for cutting, first part will be the part 23° right from me<BR> Without! Front then back then middle.<P> 35) Pepsi, coke, or absolutely something else?<BR> Coke: 4<BR> Dr Pepper: 3<BR> Red Bull: 2<BR> Mountain Dew: 2<BR> Pepsi, Coke, 7up mixed with gin and the salvia of a walrus. <BR> Pepsi<BR> Iced tea<BR> RC<BR> Either<BR> Anything rather than cola<BR> Water<BR> Raw sewage<BR> Coke before Pepsi, But prefer Dr. Pepper<BR> Coke, but I drink mostly coffee<BR> Black Cherry Soda<BR> Mezzo Mix<BR> Non-alcoholic Water<BR> I do not drink stuff with bubbles<BR> Anything that's not sugary and not bubbly<BR> Diet decaf coke<BR> Demon energy - killa cola<BR> Coke (ya gotta love a good Root Beer, though.)<BR> POPP, any kind<BR> Booze<BR> RC is excellent. Vanilla coke tops it all.<P> 36) Favourite hot beverage<BR> Coffee: 11<BR> Tea: 9<BR> Hot chocolate: 5<BR> Tea mixed with molten cheese<BR> Chai tea with milk and two sugars<BR> I prefer cold, thank you very much<BR> Bambi burger<BR> Coffee, 2 sugars, dash of milk, some chocolate powder and a shot of dark rum<BR> Hot chocolate with fudge<P> 37) Favourite item beginning with the letter K<BR> Kittens: 4<BR> Kitchen: 2<BR> Kanga- an African garment mainly worn by women in Eastern Africa. I used it to hide myself while escaping the Nazi's in Kenya during a family holiday.<BR> Kiss<BR> Kwisatz Haderach<BR> Klotz kashes<BR> Kombat! Is that an item?<BR> Klingon<BR> Kansas<BR> Krill<BR> Kaffiyeh<BR> K<BR> Keyboard(musical, not computer)<BR> KFC<BR> Key, the one for my boat<BR> Kangaroo<BR> Kite<BR> Potassium, it is Vitamin K& <BR> Kraftwerk<BR> Knife<BR> Ice kream<BR> I'll pass on this for a while.<BR> Kaka (dutch for poo)<BR> Ketchup: 2<BR> Komputer<BR> King Crimson CDs<P> 38) What do you ideally and realistically want for Christmas this year?<BR> A sign with my name on it so I can seem important.<BR> The love of my daughters - and to see their faces when they unwrap their presents under the tree.<BR> A Miskatonic University alumnus pin<BR> Cash<BR> Books<BR> Rain<BR> To be surprised? Same as every year.<BR> A bike<BR> No presents and just Christmas dinner for everyone.<BR> Sex<BR> Ideally: A heavy, metal weighted companion cube paperweight, if they existed. Realistically: Scrapbooking supplies<BR> Gift certificates<BR> My child self would kill me for this, but probably some clothes.<BR> That's a rather personal question<BR> My own penguin death squad<BR> A new laptop, definitely NOT preloaded with Vista<BR> A film show<BR> I do not celebrate Christmas but if I were to want something& Hmmmm I would like Ideally a table saw. Realistically I would like some pruning shears<BR> Socks and World peace<BR> A new Dell laptop<BR> Money, so I can save up for a car or a flat.<BR> An end to world hunger. Screw world peace. Hunger is where it's at<BR> Ideally& a Nikon. Realistically& a catcher's mit.<BR> An iPhone 3G :)<BR> Couch, gameboy games<BR> Ideally: An electric guitar. Realistically: 50 dollars.<BR> A Jacket<P> 39) What is your current opinion of penguins?<BR> I used to believe penguins would take over the world after watching a Batman film where Danny DeVito played Penguin. That opinion has nowchanged after having a long conversation with Danny at the Cannes Film Festival last year. I now belive penguins are just animals that eat fish and walk like right idiots. Thank you Danny DeVito. <BR> Cute little buggers - all dressed up just to go skiing.<BR> I think very highly of them but still wouldn't want one in my house unless it was plush or divine.<BR> Still make me think of Morgan Freeman<BR> A fine species, if imperfect<BR> Loved penguins before Eric was born<BR> Hey, I heard Philip Seymour Hoffman might play the Penguin in the next Batman movie! How awesome is that!<BR> Being our fist line of defense from outside forces/invaders, they are my friends! <BR> The ones at the zoo are really cute<BR> I want one so I can train it up as a vicious guard animal and to go after door to door salesmen and religious door knockers. (For some reason they only come around when I get in the shower and they never take me not coming to the door as a hint. They know I'm in there and they just keep knocking.)<BR> I think they can fly, they're only faking<BR> New national animal of the Islas Malvinas<BR> Fairy penguins are so cute!<BR> Best aquatic flightless birds ever!<BR> Yes<BR> They are penguins <BR> Penguins can be helpful at times, especially when dealing with mindless scrubs... lol<BR> Awesome<BR> They are very arrogant<BR> I believe they are clever creatures but rather pretentious to be dressed in a tux all the time.<BR> Squeeshee! I miss him/it. <BR> Bastards<BR> Mmmmm, penguins<BR> They're planning something& maybe everything.<BR> Megalomaniacal, but not communist, or evil. Also, fluffy<BR> They're outstanding! & in the cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR> One can never have enough of one of those!<BR> THEY FREAKING ROCK<BR> I'd rate them a 9/10<BR> That they need to have a form of philosophical thinking, and write a book about it, but in order to do that, they must first develop both more advanced brains and opposable thumbs.<BR> Indifferent<P> <HR> <a href="index.html">Back to the Aerica main page!</a> <a href="census.html">Back to the census page!</a> </div> </body> </html>